Find a fuck buddy – from weddings to funerals

12 Aug 2018 - 16:05 | Tags: find local sex, finding hookups

When most of us think about finding a fuck buddy, we think about certain ways of doing this. Many of these are very effective indeed, and so I in no way am discouraging the use of these methods. Going to clubs where people are actively looking to hook up is a good way of finding a fuck buddy, you can generally pick up girls or the occasional one night stand by frequenting bars or other alcohol providing establishments, and finding a fuck buddy online through a site like f-buddy.com is always going to be a winner. We do not want to become blinkered in our thinking however. Just because these are the usual ways of making a friend that can be a friend with benefits, does not mean that we should discount or ignore other venues or social gatherings. A funeral is one of the most under rated places to find a fuck buddy.

Fuck buddy funerals

Everyone knows that weddings are great places to pick up and hook up with someone of the opposite sex for some no strings attached fun, but have you ever thought about funerals? The environmental conditions that make weddings perfect for a pick up are mimicked at a funeral, so the ground is just as fertile! Think about it:

  • They are both large gatherings of people.
  • Everyone is connected via the main person (the bride/groom/dead person) so there is a feeling that everyone there is pre-validated as a decent human being, making a hook up more likely to happen.
  • Emotions are high. This is the most important one. At both weddings and funerals emotions are spiked, and this makes people more horney, it makes people want to hook up even more than usual. This is a very powerful force indeed.

The most powerful thing that funerals have which weddings and almost no other venue has, is the constant and imminent reminder of death. When we fear death, we are driven to reproduce, to procreate. This is why survivors of traumatic events often end up sleeping with the people that they share the dangerous event with. This is scientific fact, and so at a funeral, this is replicated without any of the need to actually be in danger yourself.

Funerals are greatly underestimated! If you happen to be at one, stay open to opportunity.

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