It might seem strange considering the sun is actually shining a lot in the UK at the moment, but Halloween is now only 2 months away.
So here in the f-buddy offices discussion has begin to migrate towards sexy Halloween costumes and outfits to try this October 31st. However I thought it would be more interesting to experiment with new sex positions this Halloween…to get into the spirit of things…so to speak. Doing a quick recce around the office we’ve managed to put together a list of devilish, ghoulish (and in one case downright insane!) sex positions to attempt this Halloween.
Don’t worry if you fuck it up…you have a whole 2 months practice to get it right!
Top Sex Positions & Games to try This Halloween
1. Hubble Bubble Toil and Bubble Bath
What you need: 2 girls who are either bi-sexual or at least open to the idea of it.
What you do: Run a bath and add brown food colouring. Grab some novelty eyeballs – you can try sweets but they’ll probably melt in the hot water – some Halloween themed candles (Gothic is good). Finally chuck in the two bisexual/bi-curious girls and stir for a bit. Dirty evil sex will probably ensue and you might even get a bonus – showering down the two girls at the end.
2. Bobbing for Boobs
What you need: Several reasonably well endowed girls
What you do: Run that hot bath again (or hot tub if you have one). Dunk the girls in so that they’re floating on their backs preferable. Commence your version of bobbing for apples complete with added nipples and endorphin rushes.
3. The Vampire Bat
What you need: Both of you to be reasonable fit and healthy
What you do: Your partner will require a stable shower pole or pull up bar that they can hang upside down from. When you’re both in position commence 69ing each other until you either a) Come or b) Pass out. We recommend aiming for option a.
4. Zombie Fucking
What you need: A fertile imagination and penchant for sweaty wriggling sex
What you do: Once the guy has entered the girl, neither partner is allowed to use their arms and legs during sex. That means no using your arms to leverage yourself off. What this means is that you’ll both be left wriggling and writhing like a couple of zombies whilst having sex. Commence that moaning and groaning!
5. Ghost Rider: The Second Coming
What you need: A bed sheet and a willing fuck buddy
What you do: The girl straddles the guy and once she starts riding him (forward or reverse cowgirl positions are both acceptable) the guy pops a white bed sheet over her head so that it now looks like he’s been fucked by a ghost. Wail, shriek and repeat until you both collapse into a pile of ecstasy.
Don’t be afraid of the dark…
Darkness hides a multitude of sins and this Halloween promises to be one of the darkest, dirtiest and downright filthiest ever if you follow our sex tips.
Happy Fucking!
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