It has been a strange month! March is officially a time of spring, not winter. Meteorological spring began on the 1s March 2018 and ends on 31 May 2018. This means that this spring, we had snow! More than just normal snow, we had blizzards, and shafts of snow that obscured the skyline and made driving dangerous. Kids were having snowball fights in the street, and the cities and fields were covered in a white blanket that made everything look clean, crisp and fresh. It really was quite beautiful.
Climate change is here people, there is no denying it. If snow storms in spring are not a sign that the weather is changing, then I don’t know what it is going to take to convince people of its existence. If we want to survive we are going to have to start taking proactive action to save the planet. In this article I would like to talk about how you can do your part to help, by having sex. Lots, and lots of sex.
Sex is great for the planet
Things that are good for the planet are usually things that are natural, come from nature, do not consume excess or scarce resources, do not produce plastics or other nasty waste that become pollutants. Sex fills all these criteria: it is natural, one of the most natural things you can do; it consumes no real resource other than the contraceptive which you use; all “produce” from the act is biodegradable! It really does hit the green targets.
It saves energy
One of the key things that is causing climate change, is the burning of coal to produce electricity. Having a lot of sex cuts your electricity usage. Instead of watching TV, playing a computer game or other electricity using activity, you are in fact just using biological energy that you take directly from food! In addition, you are likely to be using less electric on your lights. I expect that you are at the least dimming the lights, if not running them off, or even using candles instead.
You stay in
Most of the time, sex involves doing it at home, especially if you have a fuck buddy or a friend with benefits. One of our big consumption of energy is transportation. For sex, you don’t have to go anywhere!
It makes you happy
Sex makes you happier, and the more positive you are as a person, the more that you are able to care about issues wider than your own. This means that the overall attitude shift that it encourages can cause you to be better for the planet.
So go have sex – for the good of the planet!
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