Halloween: The Costumes Every Guy Wants a Fuck Buddy to wear

24 Oct 2013 - 09:00 | Tags: Halloween Sex Costumes

We’re all perverts…or to be more concise; we’re all healthy sexually hyperactive men and women. As Halloween is literally now less than a week away, it’s time to start thinking about what kind of outfits and costumes you should be thinking of wearing this October 31st. There are a few costumes every guy wants his fuck buddy to be wearing so if you’re stuck for ideas, pay attention!

Top Costumes For Women to Wear this Halloween

1. Scarlett Johansson as the Black Widow from ‘The Avengers’
You can never go wrong by dressing up in skin tight black PVC, so if you’re stuck for an idea and want to keep it simple, try this idea to guarantee your best Halloween fucking ever!

2. Anne Hathaway as ‘Catwoman’ from ‘The Dark Knight Rises’
Again with the PVC…hey if it aint broke girls, don’t fix it!

3. The Fembots from ‘Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery’
Not exactly Halloween themed, but with machine gun jubblies at our disposal we’re hardly going to complain ladies!

4. Princess Jasmine from Disney’s ‘Aladdin’
She’s a cartoon…but you have to admit…she’s a very hot cartoon.

5. Bra, Stockings, Suspenders…and nothing else
Let’s face it; just stripping down to your undies is going to get most guys panting over you most of the time. Why kill a classic this Halloween?

6. Just be naked
Possibly one of the funniest and most honest costume suggestions we received, though it does require courage to pull off outside of the bedroom.

7. Slutty Nurse
Come on…it had to pop up somewhere on this list!

8. Ariel from ‘The Little Mermaid’
Another cartoon? Come on guys! 1. She’s a cartoon. 2. She’s a mermaid. 3. She’s a cartoon fucking mermaid!

9. Jessica Rabbit from ‘Who Framed Roger Rabbit?’
Red dress required…but once again guys…she’s a fucking cartoon!

10. Pippi Longstocking
Don’t even get me started on this one. Look it up girls if you’re not sure what it is.

11. Sexy Slutty Witch
Well it had to come up somewhere I suppose…just make sure the skirt is nice and tight. Broomstick optional.

12. Greek Goddess
Let’s not forget that Aphrodite the Greek Goddess of love, probably wore nothing but a saucy little toga and look how many men worshipped her? Most of Greece.

That should be enough to get your brain cells going. So remember, you have plenty of options.

Happy fucking!

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