How to rate a woman from a scale of 1 to 10

So there is a girl, and you would like to sleep with her. There are actually quite a few different levels of wanting to sleep with someone, it can go from you are bit horney and she happens to be there right through to you really want to fuck this particular girl, there is something about her that makes you want to push her against a wall and make her scream till the neighbours call the police. In fact, you know what, here’s a scale that you can use to help you define how much you want to sleep with a girl when you are in that situation:

On a scale of 1 – 10, how much do you want to have sex with this girl. Here is some guidance on how to rate the desire:

1. You would rather hammer rusty nails through your penis with a hammer than have to nail that girl and put your dick into that vagina
2. You’ll do her, but only because she is paying you and you want the cash to buy some drugs
3. You are going to take one for the team, because that’s what good wing men do, and you are a great wingman.
4. Never on a sober day, but you are smashed and so right now you think Opera Winfrey is a 10/10 playboy model
5. Take it or leave it.
6. You are bored and a little horney so you want to put your penis in something. You would prefer it to be someone rather than something so you are going to pursue this and push to sleep with her, but if an easier target comes up you would quickly switch across – certainly if something hot and in heals turned up you would be over there in a flash. For now this is good though – you just need to put your penis inside something. You are not that bothered what it is. She is the path of least resistance.
7. Yeah this girl is fun. You definitely want to bang her. You like the way she looks, she has an attitude that really appeals to you and a demeanour that you can get along with, and her bum and boobs are looking good. Yeah, you think, let’s do this. Game on... for tonight at least. You might call her the day after, but you would never make promises.
8. This girl is fun and by your standards she is hot. You are willing to pay for drinks, go out of your way to meet her, and if she is someone that doesn’t have sex on the first night no problemo, for her you are buying her dinner without hesitation. The day after, you are definitely calling her.
9. Fuck me this girl is your type! She is smoking hot, she has a great personality (or a pair of personalities!) and you want to take her home and bang her hard. She is the kind of girl that you would be willing to chase for some time, to play all the games needed if you can just rip her clothes off and then bend her over a table before giving her one from behind. You are not only calling her in the days afterwards, you are probably going to make her breakfast the morning after too! Better make sure you’ve got some orange juice and some eggs in!
10. Fuck me this is your personal dream girl. She has got it all going on. I mean this is the girl that if you sleep with you will be talking about it for the rest of your life. You would be willing to die the next day, infact if the deal with the devil was sleep with in exchange for an early death, damn you would consider it. You more than want this girl, you *need* this girl. She is your Juliet to your Romeo.

So when you meet a girl, give her an internal rating to help you understand how you feel about her. If she is 7 or over, you must take action immediately and try to sleep with her. You owe it to yourself, to the universe and especially to her. Good luck cowboy!